Klantians

My friend Khaiawawee isn’t from Peru. No. ¹In fact, Khaiawawee is not from Earth. ²He is an alien. He comes from another planet, Planet Klant. Khaiawawee is a high-ranking expeditionary from planet Klant. He’s a scientist. And he has a very special job, I must say.


³Khaiawawee is a statistics specialist. He counts living things. ⁴He is part of a project that studies plants, animals and people from planet Earth. Khaiawawee works here, on Earth, with three other expeditionaries. These Klantians travel around space on a flat round spaceship. It’s huge, like a fourth of Miraflores, it is. That is why, about their spaceship, we say on, not in. Ah, that spaceship looks like a humongous golden plate!






Oh! And, who are the other three aliens who work with Khaiawawee? ⁵They are Jonawawee, Choukhuwawee and Giobbawawee. Yes. That makes four aliens. And all four of them are very smart people. All four of them are experienced space travellers specialised in our galaxy.




⁶Jonawawee is a medical doctor, Choukhuwawee is a psychologist and Giobbawawee is a space flight engineer who happens to fly the space saucer where the four Klantians travel. Giobbawawee is an excellent pilot. He knows our galaxy, the Milky Way, very well. He also knows our accent.








Ah! What do they look like? Well, Khaiawawee, Jonawawee and Choukhuwawee wear white robes. But Giobbawawee wears a green uniform. And they all wear black sports boots.





Khaiawawee has red skin and Choukhuwawee has blue skin. Meanwhile, Jonawawee and Giobbawawee are both green. The four Klantians are about 1.60 m. tall. The four Klantians are significantly chubby. Klantians weigh around 80 kg each.

Yes. Khaiawawee and his co-expeditionaries are a little different to us. But only a little. They all have two arms, two legs, two eyes, two ears, a nose and a mouth, but they don’t have any hair. Giobbawawee, the pilot, wears glasses. He says space flight can give you “elderhes-ay” which is Klantian for presbyopia.





Is their project OK? Yes, it is. ⁷They are all very happy with the results of their research. Yes. ⁸They are not displeased, at all, with their study experience on planet Earth.




⁹And I am very happy to be their friend.